fuck me gently with a chainsaw
do i look like mother teresa to you?

17, california.

21.29 ON 15/4/14 with 555 notes

16.20 ON 13/4/14 with 57,432 notes

repllicunt:

argentourage:

what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags

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16.20 ON 13/4/14 with 279,006 notes
bellah-doesnt-know:

I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

bellah-doesnt-know:

I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

16.16 ON 13/4/14 with 196,975 notes

grimshws:

omfg so i just messaged this guy saying ‘do u wanna see a picture of mah boob ;)’ and hes like ‘oh yeah ;)’ and i just sent him this im laughing so ahrd

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16.14 ON 13/4/14 with 326,429 notes

When you meet someone equally as weird as you

livesstillposed:

sodamnrelatable:

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I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.

03.50 ON 13/4/14 with 465 notes
gnumblr:

science has gone too far

gnumblr:

science has gone too far

04.20 ON 11/4/14 with 5,707 notes
04.16 ON 11/4/14 with 42,922 notes
  • Benvolio: In love?
  • Romeo: Out.
  • Benvolio: Of love?
  • Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.
  • Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*
04.10 ON 11/4/14 with 164,821 notes

03.54 ON 11/4/14 with 154,846 notes

conventionalvampire:

WHAT’S HAPPENING

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