fuck me gently with a chainsaw
do i look like mother teresa to you?

17, california.

01.35 ON 23/7/14 with 34,990 notes

14.37 ON 22/7/14 with 396,580 notes

cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

14.37 ON 22/7/14 with 47,882 notes

14.36 ON 22/7/14 with 95,643 notes

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

22.40 ON 18/7/14 with 561,135 notes

fourtrisly:

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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Why do you want to murder a lot of people

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16.14 ON 18/7/14 with 547 notes

16.13 ON 18/7/14 with 117 notes

Seth: I’m sorry. Fred, what are you showing us exactly? It looks like you just got this thing, and you just wanna play around with it.

Fred: Hah. Actually, what I’m doing is very important and informational.

Seth: Well, it’s a really expensive piece of equipment, Fred, and I kinda feel like you’re wasting our time.

Fred: Ok, where are you from, exactly?

Seth: New Hampshire

16.07 ON 18/7/14 with 441 notes
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