fuck me gently with a chainsaw
do i look like mother teresa to you?

17, california.

07.55 ON 29/8/14 with 174,036 notes

aisette:

when the person u like logs on

image

13.13 ON 27/8/14 with 395,349 notes
College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”
(via cdeathhh)
22.46 ON 26/8/14 with 368,785 notes
  • october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
  • november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
15.07 ON 19/8/14 with 67,258 notes

100% true horoscope facts

aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches

19.41 ON 18/8/14 with 147,385 notes

femburton:

i think about this a lot

03.20 ON 15/8/14 with 10,206 notes

invokes:

Isn’t it ironic how red, white, and blue are known to signify freedom until they’re flashing behind you

03.11 ON 15/8/14 with 25,828 notes
06.09 ON 08/8/14 with 247,650 notes

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

03.49 ON 08/8/14 with 154,211 notes

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

14.01 ON 31/7/14 with 98,425 notes

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