fuck me gently with a chainsaw
do i look like mother teresa to you?

17, california.

15.07 ON 19/8/14 with 59,396 notes

100% true horoscope facts

aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches

19.41 ON 18/8/14 with 143,603 notes

femburton:

i think about this a lot

03.20 ON 15/8/14 with 9,492 notes

invokes:

Isn’t it ironic how red, white, and blue are known to signify freedom until they’re flashing behind you

03.11 ON 15/8/14 with 22,445 notes
06.09 ON 08/8/14 with 182,098 notes

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

03.49 ON 08/8/14 with 151,781 notes

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

14.01 ON 31/7/14 with 95,056 notes

x

20.47 ON 30/7/14 with 426,292 notes

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

image

20.14 ON 30/7/14 with 655,283 notes

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

20.13 ON 30/7/14 with 57,423 notes

gif:

*phone lights up*

me: *hopes its a text from the boy*

Kim K:” Your energy is full!Further your career, go on a date…get famous!”

me: even better

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